{"id":4618,"date":"2011-05-15T00:09:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T16:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ndroo.com\/blog\/?p=4618"},"modified":"2011-05-26T23:31:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T15:31:59","slug":"ebay-eboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fuzzyeyeballs.com\/blog\/?p=4618","title":{"rendered":"eBay, eBoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">An hour ago &#8230; while playing with Fitzand in his room and he was typing away on his imaginary computer &#8230; when he suddenly turned over and asked &#8216;Daddy! You want to buy a camera?&#8217;. I was a little puzzled but soon I realised it could be because sometimes when he comes bugging me while I&#8217;m at my computer &#8230; I&#8217;ll be surfing the &#8216;net looking at cameras. \ud83d\ude00 Oh no! Hahaha! So I promptly said &#8216;Yes &#8230; I want a camera.&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ndroo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/fitzand-3-years-old-album-2\/fitzand-16-may-2010-05.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>My little boss with my netbook. No &#8230; not the imaginary one mentioned above. \ud83d\ude00 This is an old photo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He continued to &#8216;type&#8217; and pretended to type further. &#8216;Do you want ALE camera?&#8217; he asked. Huh? ALE camera? Ermm &#8230; I love drinking Pale Ale &#8230; so what the heck &#8230; an ALE camera it shall be! He typed and typed. Then he stopped and told me that he bought the camera for me. OMG! eBay? With my credit card???!!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ndroo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/fitzand-3-years-old-album-2\/fitzand-27-june-2010-01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The funniest moment was perhaps a few seconds later when he said someone was knocking at the door. He opened the room door and said that my camera arrived! Hahahaha! He then &#8216;collected&#8217; an imaginary parcel &#8230; closed the door &#8230; carefully placed the &#8216;parcel&#8217; on the floor and said &#8230; &#8216;I open the box for you. This is your camera. You cannot use it yet. You need to put in battery.&#8217; I tried not to laugh and then he proceeded to &#8216;load batteries&#8217; and then said &#8216;I try for you first ok?&#8217;. Ermm &#8230; ok. Hahaha! He lifted the &#8216;camera&#8217; to his eye level &#8230; told me &#8216;you look like this &#8230; then when you see something nice only you &#8230; click &#8230; click. Okay?&#8217;. At this point, I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh and thanked him for it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ndroo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/fitzand-4-years-old-album-1\/fitzand-27-feb-2011-03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I can understand about the part where he knows I buy cameras online but ermm &#8230; the part when the parcels arrive &#8230; I&#8217;m sure he made it all up because my parcels usually arrive at the office and he has never seen me receiving or opening one!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ndroo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/fitzand-3-years-old-album-2\/Fitzand---06-June-2010---13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I look forward to the day when he really buy me a camera (with his own money of course but he is only 4 now &#8230; so that will be a long wait) but for now &#8230; I&#8217;m keeping my eBay password and credit card away from him. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An hour ago &#8230; while playing with Fitzand in his room and he was typing away on his imaginary computer &#8230; when he suddenly turned over and asked &#8216;Daddy! 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